- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

mark is religion

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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