- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a blue chair A black person

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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