here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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