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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Anti Joke

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