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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Women's rights...

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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