What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Netflix and chill

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Your face

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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God

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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