- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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