- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What happened to my sunglasses?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

I can count to potato.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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