What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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James Patrick Campbell

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Stop procrastinating.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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