Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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