Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Sam Hengal.

Women's Rights Movement

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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