- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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