How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

world peace

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Anti Joke

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