Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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How's the weather? Good.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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