- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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