Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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