- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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