why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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politically correct!

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Anti Joke

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