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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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