What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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