A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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???????????? WTF?

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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