- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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