press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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