- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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