Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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