Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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An asian without a future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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