Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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