- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

for keeps?

where wally? wallys a myth.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Error 37.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Knock knock Come in

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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