What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Womens Rights.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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stuarts mum

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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