knock, knock come in

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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