- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's an Anti Joke?

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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