Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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