OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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twilight

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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