- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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