What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Johan showering. . . AWK

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Ms. Smoot's class

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Mark Wilson

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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