There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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