- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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