Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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