Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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s e m e n

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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gay porn...

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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God is real

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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