- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Woman.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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