cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

123 Main street

What's wrong with woman Everything

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Drunk irish man

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what do you call gingers ugly.

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