What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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