- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

...NO.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Stephen Walking.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

what do u call a black person by his name

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??