- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Stephen Walking.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Yo mamas so fat

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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