friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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hi patrick

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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9/11

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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thermodynamics?

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Penis.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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