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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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9/11

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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School

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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