Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

democracy

Garry Glitters on here

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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