- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

obama

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

whats brown? poop.

GONNA

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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