Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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black guy graduating high school

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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my friend is gay hes gay

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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