What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

I like hats XD!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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